Better Man 2024

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[upbeat jazz music playing]

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[Robbie] Good evening, folks.
[clears throat]

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Good evening, you slags.

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No. Good evening, folks.
[inhales sharply]

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So, who is Robbie Williams?

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Well,
I've been called many things:

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Narcissistic. Punchable.
Shit-eating twat.

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But while
I'm all those things,

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I want to show you
how I really see myself.

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So sit back, relax,

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while I give you
a right fucking entertaining.

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So, the story starts.

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[upbeat music continues]

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1982. Stoke-on-Trent.

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The arse-end
of the north of England.

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[boy 1] Mitchell.

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[Robbie] It may look grubby
and deprived...

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[boy 2] Troy.

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-...but deep down...
-[boy 1] Wayne.

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...it was grubby and deprived.

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-[boy 2] Mason.
-[Robbie] I didn't have much,

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